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Hi, I’m John Green. New York Times best-selling author and Printz novelist.
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Reasons to clean your room:
1. It will make you feel better when you are going to sleep at night.
2. It will be a refreshing surprise to wake up to in the morning.
3. It will help you focus on other things, instead of how messy your room is.
4. It will make you feel productive afterwards.
5. It will make you feel better about yourself while you are cleaning.
6. It will be easier to find things that you need.
7. You won’t feel guilty every time you walk into the room.
8. It will make it easier to grab clothes and stuff to sleep over at a friend’s.
9. It will make your parents happy.
Reasons not to clean your room:
1. You’re fucking lazy.
GO CLEAN YOUR DAMN ROOM.
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If someone gets me this on my birthday… I would die happy.
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